Brandon: Derek, (first off, it's Friday. But that's okay, ) let's talk about the time you gave that girl a false name at Chick-fil-A.
Derek: Perfect! Might I add Brandon, did you have a tan in this photo? There's something different about you...
Brandon: You know, it's probably because we are on a slope. Notice how I'm shorter than you in this pic. That might have affected the lighting a bit.
Derek: Hm. Anyways, a lot of our social circuit revolves around meeting at food spots, notably, in this case, Chick-Fil-A.
Brandon: Derek is the one on the right with the big smile. Wait, what's in your hand??
Derek: I had brought a can of Old Spice: Aqua Reef for some strange reason.
Brandon: I was talking about the other hand.
Derek: Oh that's a good story
. . . . (awkward silence) . . . .
Brandon: Well... are you gonna tell it?
Derek: I was considering it.
Brandon: Well consider it faster.
Derek: Okay. So there was this cute girl at the service counter.
Brandon: For the sake of this story, and to conceal her identity, we shall call her Chloe.
Derek: As I ordered my food, she asked for my name.
Brandon: You see where this is going?
Derek: I'm not sure they do.
Brandon: Well, Derek couldn't just give her his name, now could he?
Derek: No. I was Voltron that day.
Brandon: You should have seen her face."What?"
Derek: Voltron.
Brandon: "Seriously?" she asked innocently. Derek, with the most serious face he could muster said:
Derek: Yep.
Brandon: So Chloe delivered a meal to Voltron.
Derek: The end.
Brandon: Oh no, not quite. We are just getting started.
Derek: I was afraid you'd say that....
Brandon: Derek decided we would go back sometime. We took our tan friend (as mentioned above), Kirk McDougall. Guess who was working?
Derek: Steve? Carson? Ally?
Brandon. Chloe.
Derek: Right. I was Voltron that day.
Brandon: Way to keep up with us here, Derek.
Voltron: Pardon?
Brandon: Um.... right. Take it from here.
Voltron: Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.
Once again I approached Chloe. Once again she asked for my name. Once again her eyes were beautiful. ...And I was Voltron.
Brandon: Stay on topic here, Der-- Voltman.
Voltron: No seriously, I told her my name was Voltron. But I thought we needed to take it to the next level. And I don't mean in a romantic way. Okay, actually I do.
Brandon: I believe this is where Jonny comes in. Jonny has a very unique way of swooning the ladies. He is more of the strong silent type. And I don't mean that in the smelly way. Jonny commenced to make a paper rose and write a love letter in the name of Voltron Xavier.
Voltron: That's right, the Third. To be exact. We gave me a last name and my Facebook life was born.
Brandon: Oh yes, I remember that. Born on February 14th, right?
Voltron: The perfect day.
Brandon: But that came after words. Voltron proceeded to deliver the rose to Chloe.
Derek: Then we zoomed to Nathan's house (Nathan was mentioned in our last post), and made a Facebook page for Voltron Xavier III.
Brandon: I don't think this whole incident can be appreciated in it's full light until after watching this video:
You will notice that I had a new digital snapshot camera and had no idea it was successfully recording at first. Hence why you might be able to hear me say "is this recording??"
Derek: Also, I love the people who jump into view of the camera. It makes it hard to see me-- I mean, Voltron-- handing over the rose and the note.
Brandon: Ah, another happy landing.
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